me: *spills my feelings*
my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR
(via dundermifflinscranton)
Me and my assigned NSA agent when a boy messages me back on tinder
the fucking caption im screaming
(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
(via heart)
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
Guy who likes music
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
(via perks-of-being-chinese)